how are your cars driving?

by bagel fanclub

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Doormouse THE LONGER IT SITS IN MY COLLECTION THE BETTER IT GETS. SWEET MARINATED CAR CRASH IDM GABBER BLEEEEEEP SHIT. Favorite track: the song formerly known as please swallow spiders / goddamn romhacking.

spencerhodo i will make trucks drivi Favorite track: saudade saw wielding.

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Includes a high-quality CD copy of "HOW ARE YOUR CARS DRIVING?" with black inkjet disc printing, housed in a 4-panel bifold digipak. Includes a double-sided printed Obi-Strip with art by Caybee.

Featuring art by Yam Lynn & Caybee Calabash and layout by Caybee Calabash, River Thomas & K.M.D.D.R. of Maulcat.

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1.	black metal on castanets (horpen) 03:08	buy track
2.	how are your cars driving? 04:42	buy track
3.	the song formerly known as please swallow spiders / goddamn romhacking 03:54	buy track
4.	saudade saw wielding 05:43	buy track
5.	sine wave assembly 02:16	buy track
6.	warm hands, shit coffee 01:36	buy track
7.	smeegle premonition 03:31	buy track
8.	i served you slop and all you gave back was firecrackers 04:28	buy track
9.	remote controlled vestigiality 01:09	buy track
10.	thinking about segways 03:20	buy track
11.	crunch time vs a man made of overdraft 03:02	buy track
12.	shit hands, warm coffee 02:20	buy track
13.	psychic gelatinous mass 09:39	buy track

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"On their debut album, the duo Bagel Fanclub connect and collide strains of crushing gabber, frenetic IDM, and chirpy video game music in endlessly inventive and shifting combinations. You could imagine tracks like opener “Black Metal On Castanets” or “Crunch Time Vs A Man Made of Overdraft” firing out of a ‘90s arcade cabinet, while the silvery groove of “Smeegle Premonition” almost feels like a nod to Amber-era Autechre. It’s when the duo hit the gas on the gabber with tracks like “Saudade Saw Wielding,” “Sinewave Assembly,” or “Thinking About Segways” that Bagel Fanclub feels transcendent—those chiptune twinkles and fluttering synths becoming all the sweeter in the ear-ringing daze of their jackhammering drums. How Are Your Cars Driving? is a deliriously fun debut and a welcome defibrillator blast to start off the new year."

- Miles Bowe,
Bandcamp Daily 1/30/23
daily.bandcamp.com/acid-test/the-acid-test-january-2023

"Billboards scream your name from all sides as the air force conducts formation drills directly overhead. Shopping carts, electric pickup trucks, and unicycles compete for space on the roads, all alongside the variously costumed pedestrians. Windows endlessly stack upon each other far into outer space. Screams from a distant fistfight harmonize with the nearby man who has turned his set of plastic buckets into a drum kit. Love poems in every language grace the lips of every perfect passerby."

- Michael Scharf,
Outside Music 1/10/23
outsidemusic.substack.com/p/how-are-your-cars-driving-by-bagel

credits

released January 6, 2023

© & ℗ Bagel Fanclub, Maulcat 2023

Artwork by Yam Lynn (with edits by Bagel Fanclub)
"Bagel Fanclub" Logo by Sev Sonata
Mastering by Five Star Hotel
All tracks co-written, co-produced and co-ruined by Caybee n' River

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